Ross McFarlane is a PhD student, lapsed Scotsman and award-winning programmer.
You should so hire him.
Ross lives in Bacup, Lancashire with his lovely fianceé, Meg and dachshunds called Arthur and Ernest. He enjoys dog training, running, and referring to himself in the third person.
He occasionally writes things on the Internet.
Ross would almost certainly love to receive an email from you, just so long as you play nice.
Other dubious verbs to describe Ross's Internet activities include tweeting, ignoring old friends, bookmarking, and getting stuck.
